i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Damn victory sex feels great
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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