no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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