"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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