Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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