Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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