Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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