Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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