I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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