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Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I bet he comes in French.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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