Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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