Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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