I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Are we still banned from the library?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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