Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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