And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Randomize
