at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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