I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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