I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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