this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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