Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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