It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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