I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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