My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize