So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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