Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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