i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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