My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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