i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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