Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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