The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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