the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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