break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Lo siento on account of my penis...
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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