i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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