I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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