my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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