The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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