At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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