Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
