ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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