You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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