I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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