my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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