So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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