i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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