Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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