honey bunches of taint.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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