Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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