Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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