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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
The air taste purple.
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