The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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