actually, I'm a sock model
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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