you're like a bully in the Christmas story
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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