Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
