Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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