Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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