what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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