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im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
There are leaves in my underwear?
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